Finding Jesus... Is He Lost?

Everytime I walk into a church I always walk away with an experience I can think about.

Recently I went into a church, the people seemed happy, friendly, and eager to share their beliefs. I went to a pew to have a seat and a gentleman with a giant smile, and out stretch hand approached me. I stood up to shake his hand and he ask "is this your first time here?" to which I replied "yes." Before I could grasp what was happening, the gentleman grabbed me, hugged me and said "So glad you finally found Jesus". I looked at him and ask what he meant? He replied "you are here, we are the way to Jesus"!

I try to have an open mind, but I had to say "I didn't know I had lost him", to which he replied "are you born again?" Lets see I have been born or I won't be here, so by "born again" do you mean reincarnated? I won't know, can you remember if you are reincarnated? I mean if I was I think I would of made this life better than what it is. His smile turned to a frown!

Needless to say, I didn't even bother to sit down, I left before the service started.

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