But Ma'am... I'm Only Doing You A Favor

Today I was a very lucky person, someone I didn't even know wanted to do me a favor..... hmmmm.... I was inside my house when I heard this clanging noise coming from outside in my yard. It sounded like a chain hitting against metal, and the only thing out there like that was my very big heavy duty hammock. So I peek out the window and was surprised at what I saw. I went out to my back porch and noticed a mid 20"s fellow taking my hammock apart and putting it in his truck. I ask him "what do you think you are doing", to which he replied "Oh, someone lives here, I just ask the guy over there going through the trash if anyone lives here and he said no". I ask if he was able to see very well and of course he said yes, I then said "did you not see that red car you walked pass when you came into my yard, that might indicate that someone lives here". Anyway we went on for about 10 mins (as he is putting the hammock back together) and I noticed people were starting to stop and stare at him. By this time he is getting red in the face and anxious to get out of there, so as he turned to go to his truck, I said very loudly don't try to steal my hammock again.... To which he replied "MA'AM I WASN'T TRYING TO STEAL YOUR HAMMOCK, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR BY REMOVING IT FOR YOU!